So you want me to eat all day on Thursday and THEN shop all night and the next day!? Are you crazy?!
Here are my two cents on the ridiculousness that is Black Friday. It is a farce invented by greedy capitalistic machines that are hell bent on destroying simple family values. I will fight this super, world dominating machine by taking naps, eating pie and recreating the ultimate Thanksgiving meal on leftover dinner rolls. I will call these beauties “turkeyressing’a’mitchez”. I will subsequently ‘Ooh and awe’ over your super-awesome EvilFriday savings, but in reality I will sigh with inner peace knowing that I would rather pay full price than sell my soul to consumerism. (plus I know that I’ll catch any much needed items in the next Woot-Off and get it cheaper).
So my word of the day is RELAX-Friday, and my goal is to hand off the baby to the Grandparents as much as possible. I need at least a few days of peace before I have to figure out how to put all my Christmas decorations up and away from the way-to-mobile-for-my-peace’o’mind Jude.
Hmmmmm…. But maybe a quick peek at what Amazon has to offer today couldn’t hurt…. Right???…